The Demo Site

“Three Serbian soldiers and a Russian mercenary burst into my tattoo shop just before closing time. I told them I was closed, but the Russian (I will NEVER forget his face) clicked the safety off his Kalashnikov, burrowed it into my forehead and said, “I’m gonna blow your fuckin’ head off…so get to it!” I nearly dropped a load right there and thought I was gonna die. They were so stinking drunk,